
Rating: 3.0/5 Stars
Don’t let the pink dinosaur or the furry lion fool you, this is a triple spicy hot adventure! If being chased by Jurassic creatures through an alternate universe, while being intermittently ravaged by two well endowed, hot as hell, alien creatures ignites your interest, then this is the book for you!
Dorothy Valentino is a wildlife biologist who is knocked unconscious following a lion attack. Unfortunately, the lion wasnot her biggest problem! Dorothy awakens to find herself on a spaceship pod that deposits her and her the talking lion, Toto,onto an alien planet inhabited by prehistoric animals. Dorothy and Toto are fortunate to meet monster hunters Sol and Lok. These dark beautiful men sport pointy antlers, red flamingo hair, hooves for feet, and a magic tail every woman dreams of. Sol and Lok become Dorothy’s lovers and protectors as she navigates a varietal of threats and spectacles on this very strange planet. Did I mention the talking bird with the intellectual compacity of a human? Dorothy resigns herself to a very satisfying throuple as she navigates her way back to Earth.
I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I’m Trapped In A Rom-Com is a highly inventive and entertaining novel with a unique perspective on the found family archetype.